Whenever my friend is one party always late. I will not be the first there. I like to wait and leave the party before settling to appear. Each party has different type of party friends. You have the "light" that is passed by the time they appear. "The Klutz", this person can pour your beer across the room. There is the "Couch Potato", "Mr. I have to drive Tonight," "The Meathead", the list goes on. From me, for I am the "Late Guy ".

So I was thinking on Facebook … No difference. You have a group of friends all in one place, do a lot of annoying things, but it is having a great time! I know what your thinking "at a party no alcohol." Good with Facebook, which is the Internet. The Internet is the "alcohol" at this event Facebook, and Facebook at this event has different kinds of friends. So here is a list of different types of friends from Facebook.

The overzealous Updater – This is the friend who can not go half an hour, not sharing what's on your mind. Honestly I really want to know about how Heat burned her, I need to know you just made a second shower of the day. Besides, I needed to know about the first either.

The Linker – This is the friend who does nothing but share links all day. Links to the articles he had read that everyone thinks should be reading, links to film reviews, links to new games come on the market, links to your Twitter page where it has gone and published 10 more links. Links to their links with links! There must be a limit. Some links are good, especially when it comes to some interesting video that tube of a type being beaten in the squat with a soccer ball.

The Groupie – This is the friend who jumps on the wagon more band then a fan of the Yankees when they start winning again. They join every group that comes their way. "The cut I like my piece of my sandwich group" Really?

I Am My Kids – The only friend who uses Facebook to post photos of their children, or updates said: "Tommy was not feeling well today so she stayed home from school." Hey, I do not care so shut up! Would it not be true even have their own profile, simply create one for the child.

Spies – This is the ex-girlfriend or boyfriend that only friends so that "he or she" can spy on you and make sure you have fewer friends and then "he or she has had, and that new partner is less attractive that "he or she" was. I know it's complicated.

The trainee – This is the person that friends of someone with the hope of becoming great friends with this person in real life. The fact that Ryan Seacrest is you friend on Facebook dose not mean he will call you later to get some drinks.

The Two-facer – This friend accepts your friend request just to be nice, but hidden updates immediately. Unfortunately, you have no idea that the two are facers.

The Networker – This is the friend, whose sole purpose in Facebook is building a list that you can tap when you need a job. You know these friends, with only e-mail message that read "So you even more on Stop & Shop? "

The OverPoker – No need to explain this. You know what are!

The Service Finder – this is the friend that posts status updates that are deliberately vague, and therefore ask for a comment. His condition is all about getting that answer, attention, get sympathy, leaving you wanting more. "Lori is scared, but hopes it all works … "What? What? Son of a. ..!

The Letter – will not post nothing but song lyrics. This is not good for you. In fact, you are now warmer.

His good friend – This is the friend who does not fit any of the above categories and, hopefully, only one of many normal, average facebookers you friend. Let's hear the good friend!

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