I am looking for a very funny joke to share at the beginning of my talk on mental health to a church group.

A large church group (which will be women and men) asked'll give me twenty minutes to talk … share my experience with my mental illness. (I'm bipolar, but it will be on mental health in general.) Obviously, you can not insult, but need help to concentrate on the important things I want to share, following the opening. I just want to relax a bit … help overcome some of the outdated stigma associated with mental illness. Any other tips or ideas on this??? Thanks for your thoughts and time!

tell them that they were at a mall recently and there was a cookie store that is baking cookies and the smell was so good that I couldnt resist, so you bought some cookies and sat on a bench to enjoy cookies while sitting there a woman sitting next to you is tilted and a cookie from the bag and starts to eat. well he is horrified that would eat your cookies, but you say nothing, just get down and get another cookie from the bag and that type of look funny, but doesn't say anything, then he becomes another cookie and is very upset now to grab the last cookie and gets up and goes, do you think it really showed at the same time enjoying that last cookie, to finish that cookie and decides to leave, so they reach your side in the bank to get her purse and there beside your portfolio is well …….. her bag of cookies. You were eating her cookies. The moral of this story are things are not always what they seem.

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